1.
The Secretary
I type as fast as my three fingers will go.
Risking a carpal tunnel syndrome,
I caress the mouse with my hand.
Multiple task, you say
Listen, think, type and search
By the way, one more question
I hope to graduate with a degree
After my MD
would it be SD, or SA or SM?
All with the word secretary
2.
The Pastor
I rather be in a chapel
At least God can recognize me
In black than in white
Your tears are enough
To fill the holy water bowl
I fear its overflow
Tissue after tissue I pull
Hoping to make a plug
Like the kid in Amsterdam
3.
The Cop
I asked you to pee
The drug that I gave you
Better float with a spree
Regulations I say
With handcuffs in my hands
While handcuffed to the chair
You have the right to remain silent
With the narcotic contract you signed
A pain to a pain
4.
The Parents
Can smell your smoke from the waiting room
Like a smoke detector I beep
Warning! Warning! Warning!
You are a seventy year old boy
With a cigarette of a teenager
Puff! Puff! Puff!
Let us make a deal
You clean your act
I cut your facts
Win! Win! Win!
5.
The Teacher
Now your eyes are wide open
Is that my gut?
Your cheek is pink as the lining
Now I got your attention
Time for another lesson
Fluids, fiber, fluids
Keep the gut moving
Like the snake shifting two hips
Side to side
6.
The Car Dealer
Spare the details but keep the deal
The benefits as I say
The risk as you fear
Give it a try, go for a spin
See you in three months
And levels will be fine
Remember to tell your friends
What a sweet deal you got
Controlled but not cured
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